My wife dragged me to the grocery store this evening under the pretense of buying food for me to eat. As we walked into the store, I saw the below product in a basket by the door, priced at about 55 cents for a single serve pack. 

I must say, I was shocked. This is a clear case of fascist, Nazi, racist, eugenicist dogwhistling. 

Oreos have always been brown! Rich chocolate brown! Now they have to be white? Really? Why don't they just replace the Nabisco logo with a swastika?

The rise of confectionary flavor purists was engineered by the alt-right and gained popular support from anonymous users in the wild west of unregulated Internet forums, with those frequenting the latter justifying the actions by repeating a long debunked conspiracy theory that flavor-mixing Marxists had infiltrated the top levels of the snack industrial complex.

   

(08-05-2025, 08:37 PM)Ksihkehe Wrote: The rise of confectionary flavor purists was engineered by the alt-right and gained popular support from anonymous users in the wild west of unregulated Internet forums, with those frequenting the latter justifying the actions by repeating a long debunked conspiracy theory that flavor-mixing Marxists had infiltrated the top levels of the snack industrial complex.

To quote Homer Stokes*:

"DEES BOYS IS MASEGENATED!"

(*O Brother, Where Art Thou reference)

ETA: I got a good laugh from your reply. Sure is good to see there's somebody else maybe nearly as off-kilter as me.

Them black folks is Oreos, 'cause theys be black on the outside and white on the inside.